Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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