can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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