i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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