I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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