Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
And then he peed in my hair
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