So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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