Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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