In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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