Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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