You're so nebulous sometimes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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