IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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