I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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