they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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