So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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