I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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