shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hate all girls vehemently.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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