Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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