Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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