Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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