Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
