i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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