No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I have fence marks all over my body
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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