Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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