She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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