Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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