Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
