I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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