Sponge bath it is.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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