i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
