Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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