lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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