At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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