You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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