I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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