4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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