it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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