Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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