Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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