Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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