i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
NoShamevember. You game?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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