What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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