Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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