Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
