Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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