That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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