Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
