operation harelip BJ is a go
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She's the barista slut.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I need water and some morals
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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