quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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