So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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