Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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