Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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