a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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